imagine if celebrities decided to sign up on tumblr and they try to make their url their name
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.
you may not want to be associated with me anymore, but I still took your virginity.
Omg after reading that whole fight this is the best post on tumblr
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
I hope you cleared your schedule….
Look at you sitting in front of your computer. Why don’t you just come on the bed with me?
that gif oh my god
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- Plot Twist: You meet someone.
- Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
- Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
- The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
- The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist